came across this other day and thought i might share. some chick in england started keeping track of the crazy shit her husband would say while sleep talking.
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
some of my favorites,
"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."
"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."
"Lentils are evil. Pure fucking oozing evil. Take them away from me."
"Avocados? You can shove them up your ass as well."
oh man, there are some golden quotes in there. and as a personal aside, i find that kinda shit fascinating. sub-conscious just running wild.